I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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