you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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