I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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