We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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