were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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