i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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