You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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