Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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