The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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