What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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