How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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