I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
