Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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