i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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