I bet he comes in French.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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