I just saw a hot homeless man
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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