i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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