He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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