This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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