nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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