I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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