the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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