When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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