dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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