if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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