So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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