so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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