I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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