I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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