Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
how does that bad decision feel?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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