I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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