Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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