i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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