check it out our google latitudes are spooning
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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