yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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