walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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