is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
And my parents said I crawled through the house
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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