Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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