If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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