it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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