i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She's JV to your varsity
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
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So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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