Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
it's like iHOP with fire
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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