the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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