Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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