trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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