I could make wine with my vomit
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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