Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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