I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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