With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Semen is not good for contacts.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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