no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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