Its about making memories worth repressing
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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