yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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