Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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