How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
He felt like a one man threesome
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I party with great urgency now.
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