Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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