I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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